It’s no secret that HANGOVERS SUCK!
That’s why we looked at real science and formulated Intox-Detox to address the #1 cause feeling terrible the morning after drinking. That cause is actually a DEADLY POISON. It’s called acetaldehyde; let’s call it simply ALD for short. It’s thought to be as much as 15 times more deadly than the alcohol itself. Where does this nasty little poison come from?
THE LIVER’S 2-STAGE DETOX PROCESS
Some of it is physically present in alcoholic drinks as a byproduct of fermentation. You can’t make an omelet without breaking a few eggs. For the most part our OWN LIVERS are to blame. Don’t get me wrong; your liver is a very important organ. It’s called “the liver”; you need it to LIVE!
The problem is that our livers are pretty STUPID when it comes to alcohol. Here’s the 2-stage process:
Step 1: Liver takes something mildly poisonous (alcohol) and turn it into something downright deadly (ALD).
Step 2: Miraculously we turn that awful stuff into something totally harmless (acetate).
Think in terms of Gremlins. Alcohol is like Mogwai – a lot of fun, but requires a certain amount of responsibility (Don’t get them wet!). ALD is more like Gremlins – they will terrorize the city and eventually try to kill you!
Here read that again…
OUR LIVERS MAKE ALCOHOL INTO THE DEADLY CHEMICAL THAT DAMAGES THE BODY AND GIVES US HANGOVERS! ET TU BRUTE?!?
There’s no good reason why our livers work this way. They just do. And it’s a good thing they do. As inefficient as they may be, if they didn’t work you could literally DROP DEAD from a couple of drinks. Alcohol would be considered a hard street drug like heroin. And people would be dropping like flies left and right.
That’s precisely the reason that certain ethnic groups get skin flushing, headaches or even violently ill with only a couple of drinks. They were born with a mutated form of the enzyme that breaks down the ALD that comes from alcohol. We’re not being racist; it’s just a fact of life. If anything it’s the ALD that doesn’t like certain people. We want nothing but BETTER TOMORROWS for everyone.
On the other hand, people that can naturally “drink you under the table” probably have very high levels of the liver enzymes that help break down alcohol. That’s not always a good thing because they might just be accumulating more ALD at a faster rate.
Then there’s the UNICORNS. For one reason or another these people just don’t seem to get hangovers at all. Some of us are that way when we are young. Even those blessed individuals tend to experience worse hangovers as they age. However, it’s a pretty good bet that people who “never” get hangovers are blessed with healthy amounts of the two important substances that break down ALD.
So what are those two magical substances that help to break down ALD and keep us from feeling like total sh*t the morning after drinking?
1. ALDH2 – just think of this as the liver enzyme responsible for breaking down ALD. If only there were a way to increase the body’s levels of this enzyme. (Hint – Intox-Detox).
2. Glutathione – this is the body’s master antioxidant and a critical co-factor for breaking down ALD. Our bodies make it, but we run out after only a drink or two. Your liver is a tough som’b*tch and it can hang in there for a while. Eventually it just gets too backed up and ALD lingers in your blood stream and around your crucial organs (brain and heart), damaging everything it touches like Gremlins in a skyscraper in New York City. Click here to read a blog post where we went into mad detail about Glutathione…
Basically, you get TRASHED. Literally. And when you wake up, your body is still trying to fight to eliminate all the ALD.
Hmmm. If only you could speed that process up by, oh, I don’t know…like 65%. Imagine what a difference that would make. If by the time you wake up in the morning, your body has turned all of that deadly ALD into something harmless like acetate. You probably wouldn’t have so much of a “hangover”, now would you?
And that’s the genius of Intox-Detox. You take it BEFORE you drink to protect your body and prevent the misery. It’s the only Alcohol Recovery and Detoxification product on the market that contains the 2 SUBSTANCES proven in human clinical trials to speed up the break down of the ALD poison that comes from alcohol.
Check the label of any other product on the market. If it doesn’t contain both a clinical dosage of Japanese raisin and Setria L-Glutathione, it’s a joke. Period. That doesn’t mean other products won’t help at all. It just means they are not as good. And they haven’t done their science homework. Maybe the Gremlins ate it.
Also, remember to check for CLINICAL DOSAGE. Many companies like to quote research studies on an herb like Japanese raisin. However, they wet the Mogwai when it comes to using the right amount of the ingredient. That’s why Intox-Detox uses the full clinical dose that was used in the most impressive human study done on Japanese raisin and it’s effects on ALD metabolism.
It’s not cheap to do things the right way. We invested in our success and your better tomorrows by having the integrity to do things the way they should be done. Sure, we could make a lot more money by cutting the dosage by 1/3, 1/2 or even 1/9 like one company did. Sorry but that just will not cut it. We didn’t start this company just to make money. We wanted to change the world for the better and help people have a great time without damaging their bodies and feeling like crap in the process.
Next time, we are going to talk about how to take Intox-Detox if you are drinking liquor in larger quantities or just sipping drinks by the pool all damn day. Hint: Intox-Detox is all-natural and you can take up to 3 servings per day. Remember, only you can decide what moderation means to you. That is your right. We only stress that you protect your body, respect the safety of others (don’t drink and drive or be a douchebag) and drink responsibly.
Here’s to a better tomorrow,