How to Win the “Hangover Bowl”
It’s that time of year again – the SUPER BOWL. One of America’s most notorious beer-drinking traditions. And as if out of a sadistic need to punish fun, the Super Bowl always falls on a SUNDAY! So how do we address the misery of Super Bowl Monday? Read on and I’ll give you a few tips for avoiding the big H-bomb (hangover) and offer you a chance to get a free sample of Intox-Detox or purchase a Party Pack at 40% off…
As we all know, Super Bowl 50 pits the Denver Broncos against the Carolina Panthers. The #1 offense against the #1 defense. Two #1 seeds going head to head. Neither likely to back down one iota, both have something to prove. Peyton Manning looks to solidify the legacy of an amazing career and prove he can still hack it on Football’s greatest stage. Will he retire? Meanwhile Cam Newton is still sculpting the statue of his legacy. Will the student become the teacher?
Of course it’s about so much more than two great quarterbacks. It’s about two hungry teams who have fought hard and are about to put everything on the line to become Super Bowl Champs.
For us, we have passionate, obsessed fans on both sides of the ball. It’s too close to call and we wouldn’t even try. You can get all that in the 6 days of pre-game.
Instead, let’s talk about two bitter rivals vying for supremacy inside you, even as you enjoy watching all the hard hits, great plays and (hopefully) entertaining commercials on TV. There’s a gridiron right inside of your body. Both teams are powerful. One team is your LIVER, bound and determined to detox the toxins from that beer, wine, cocktail or whatever libation you enjoy during the Big Game. On the other side of the pigskin is BOOZE. And there’s more than just bragging rights at stake here. Your health and well-being are in jeopardy. And then there’s the most immediate effects – THE HANGOVER. The vast majority of us have to show up to work on Monday. The question is how will you feel when you get there? Like a half-decomposed zombie straight out of The Walking Dead? Or refreshed, focused, heck even excited to greet the day?
Winning Super Bowl Monday
Here’s how you tip the balance in your favor. And no, it has nothing to do with DEFLATING footballs.
- Eat for Detox – Try to get some healthy fats like olive oil, avocado – can you say guacamole – and/or fatty fish like salmon. These fats are good for you and they slow down the absorption of alcohol into your bloodstream. Include some vegetables, especially greens, like spinach, broccoli, cauliflower, cabbage, kale, asparagus and Brussels sprouts. Eggs, red meat, whey protein, turmeric, garlic and onions also contain glutathione and its precursors – these are potent natural antioxidants to help your body cope with the detox. It also wouldn’t hurt to pop a multivitamin to make sure your body is fully stocked with B vitamins and other nutrients.
- Stay Hydrated – This is the easiest one to do, but nobody does it. Grab some water between each alcoholic drink. Chug down some coconut water before bed to begin replacing electrolytes.
- Choose Wisely – Avoid the drinks that are your kryptonite. Avoid mixing different kinds of drinks. Avoid sugars like the plague because they make inflammation and hangovers much worse.
- Take Intox-Detox – Take 1 pack of Intox-Detox BEFORE you get too far into drinking. Do it immediately prior to your first drink or before your reach your third alcoholic beverage. Intox-Detox contains the only two ingredients proven in human clinical research to both protect your liver from toxins and enhance alcohol detoxification. And no, it won’t keep you from getting a BUZZ. For best results, take another pack before bed.
And that’s it. That is all you need to give TEAM LIVER a leg up on TEAM BOOZE. Your body will thank you on Super Bowl Monday!
Use coupon code “HANGOVERBOWL” (not case sensitive) to save 40% on your Party Pack of Intox-Detox here… All US orders received by Wednesday February 3, 2016 by 3 pm will arrive before Super Bowl Sunday – unless you live in Hawaii or Alaska. Buy Intox-Detox at 40% off here…
Like the Intox-Detox Facebook Page to get an entry to win a FREE 6-pack of ID. Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday a winner will be chosen at random from our FB fans.
Enjoy the Big Game and here’s to your BETTER TOMORROW,
PS: Free samples are still available until February 14th 2016, then they go away FOREVER. Get yours in time for the game by clicking here now…