Ever had that perfect night out that you didn’t plan at all? Like, as of 6 pm on a Friday you had absolutely nothing to do. You thought you might just take it easy and hit the gym early in the am the next day. You’re not fitness obsessed, but you like to keep a healthy balance. Then you got a random call from an old friend posted up at a bar down the street. What the hell, one or two drinks you tell yourself. You catch up over a few shots, laughing up a storm. It’s one of those perfect nights where the drinks come fast but the time seems to move slowly. The DJ seems to be playing the greatest hits of your life, every song is right on point. You get a little buzzed and tell a story you have never told anyone ever before. It’s cathartic. It’s fun. You bounce around to bar after bar like a stream of consciousness poet, writing as the abstract thoughts flow. Yet it all makes perfect sense and everything rhymes. You’re writing a masterpiece with inside jokes, witty observations and maybe even a touch of the profound. And more than a touch of some serious booze. It’s just the perfect night out. We have all had it once or twice when we caught lightning in a bottle. You were with the perfect squad, always in the right places and redefining EPIC. It’s the evening you have been trying to recreate every time you go out, yet it so seldom works out that way.
But what about the gym? Alcohol doesn’t make a great performance enhancing supplement. Fun as it may be, it’s downright debilitating. Those of us who like to stay fit, we have all been there too. You had a few too many. Maybe it was even worth it, but now you’re on a treadmill or caged in a squat rack wishing you were anywhere else. Literally anywhere. The eternal depths of Hell might seem like a viable alternative, but you’re already in it. Your muscles refuse to fire as your brain requests because your body used up most of your glycogen (muscle fuel) trying to detoxify your liver, which is still ongoing, and not going well. Last night’s alcohol tricked your body into pumping out all the water in your system along with much needed electrolytes that were not replaced yet. Due to an alcohol-induced effect called glutamine rebound you tossed and turned all night. Or worse passed out without ever attaining deep REM sleep. That also means your hormones – including HGH and testosterone – were ravaged in the process. Making almost any form of power or resistance training almost entirely pointless. You wonder why you even bothered to come to the gym at all, and in truth you are probably right. You shouldn’t have. You’d be so much happier lying on the couch with a ½ gallon of ice cream, watching a Netflix marathon. Or maybe you’re best bet is to return to the scene of the crime and level off with a Bloody Mary, which will ultimately just prolong your hangover. You had a blast last night and it was totally worth it, but this isn’t feeling like the healthy balance you were striving for. Before you grab the big spoon and the Haagen Dazs, let me fill you in on something that could fix the situation. It very well may change your life. It’s my secret weapon for enjoying a night out, but getting away with it and making it to the gym the next day. And it’s called Intox-Detox.
Andy Bennett, CEO of Intox-Detox here. From playing soccer for over half my life, literally, to powerlifting, bodybuilding and more recently just trying to stay fit in general, I have been there. I enjoy drinks with friends and family on the regular, but I absolutely hate hangovers and the loss of productivity they cause. First, in my mid to late 20’s it was missing a few trips to the gym. By my early 30’s, I could hardly function after an epic night out. Now that I know what I know, I won’t take a drink without Intox-Detox. So many of my friends still play soccer regularly. Others run, do cross fit, bodybuilding and figure competitions, resistance and/or power training or just aspire to be healthy in general by working out, eating decently and staying young and pain-free for as long as possible. I’ll be completely honest, I created Intox-Detox for myself (with the help of a very smart guy named Geoff Palmer). However, nothing in my life has been more fulfilling than sharing it with my family, friends and new customers who are not yet my friends, but will be. So what the heck is Intox-Detox?
I’ll give you the short version of the story. Intox-Detox is an all-natural dietary supplement that helps break down a specific poison that comes from alcohol. This nasty substance, known as acetaldehyde (ALD for short), is far more toxic than the alcohol itself, and it causes much of the misery of the day after you have a few drinks. As an analogy, if alcohol is a paintball, ALD is a hollow point bullet. In that case Intox-Detox would be a bullet proof vest for your liver. Some might say ALD is even worse, for example, more like a nuclear bomb. One of the nasty little things about this chemical is that it’s highly carcinogenic, meaning it could cause the big C – CANCER.
By the way, for all the health nuts like me, the formula is also non-GMO, gluten-free and even vegan. The main superstar ingredient is called Japanese raisin and it basically upregulates the detoxification of that nasty chemical ALD by as much as 60 to 65%. That’s a big deal, folks. When the mainstream figures out what Japanese raisin does and how well it does it… I don’t like to speculate, so I’ll allow you to imagine the profits and social revolution about to come by answering a simple question: Do you know anyone who wants a hangover? The second main ingredient is Setria; it’s a patented version of the amino acid L-Glutathione, which usually is poorly absorbed by the body. Setria “reduced” it in such a way that it makes its way into the blood stream, reassembles itself into its blood-bound form (GSH) and helps to neutralize toxins, in this case chiefly ALD. GSH is like a super antioxidant for the body. Our bodies make it, but we have less as we age. And it is quickly exhausted when you are guzzling a poison like alcohol. Lastly, we added the support ingredients Green Tea and Panax Ginseng. A lot of people think these are for energy. Nothing could be further from the truth. They might give you a little energy, but there’s more than meets the eye here. And yes, they are loaded with natural antioxidants that are good for you. However, we chose these backup singers because preliminary research has shown that they help detox the liver, specifically that pesky old ALD stuff. Intox-Detox is the only alcohol detoxification and recovery supplement that contains both things your body needs to protect the body, break down the ALD faster and avoid the suffering: Setria L-Glutathione and Japanese raisin.
Now, you probably have a few questions and I want to read your mind and address them right now, before I give you a chance to pick up some Intox-Detox for 20% off today. If you want to skip class and go right to the party, click here…
Aren’t there other products like this on the market?
No. There are many other products pretending to be what we are. Mostly marketing companies who sprinkle B vitamins, antioxidants, electrolytes, caffeine and even aspirin into a formula that you take the next day after the damage is already done. Sure, some of these ingredients are good for you, but they do not address the root problem, which is the buildup of ALD in your body. Besides, why do you need an expensive supplement to get vitamins, stimulants and hydration? Drink water. Make coffee. Buy a B-complex. Pop an aspirin (with care – do recall this is a powerful drug). All of these are cheaply and easily attained. Intox-Detox provides ingredients that you don’t have lying around the house. And you take Intox-Detox BEFORE the damage is done, to both protect your body and prevent the misery of the next day. Stop covering up the problem and attack it head on proactively, and with real science. There are a handful of companies who are on the right track and I salute them for that. But for the most part, everything available in the mass market simply cannot hold a candle to Intox-Detox.
If this is so great how come nobody ever thought of it before?
Maybe it’s that they’re not as smart. I can’t take all the credit; my team is special. Maybe they didn’t have the courage to stare a problem as old as time in the face and look for a real solution. Many tried to talk me out of it. Maybe they have the right ingredients, but they wanted to make more money by using less than the clinical dosage. Maybe it’s a combination of luck, courage and smarts. Whatever the reason, Intox-Detox brought this formula to market first and the word is spreading like wildfire. My stated goal when we began was to achieve nothing less than to change the world for the better. That’s why we say “Take Tonight for a Better Tomorrow”. Yes, we are referring to a better tomorrow the night after a few drinks. However, I sincerely want to make a better tomorrow for everyone, including my friends, my family and everyone else on this big blue world.
Where can I buy Intox-Detox?
We are making big moves into retail locations across the country. Very soon, you will see Intox-Detox on the shelves or by the cash register of your local gas stations and convenience stores. We are also working with many local and regional vitamin and health food stores. Our goal is to make sure that everywhere alcohol or supplements are sold, people have the opportunity to learn about Intox-Detox, protect their body from damage and wake up feeling okay the next day after drinking. In the meantime, as we build those accounts, the website is a great place to buy the product. We offer incredible discounts, with frequent cyclical and “flash” sales. Intox-Detox ships anywhere in the US in less than 5 days, usually in only 3 days. That means that if it’s Tuesday and you might go out this weekend, there’s a really good chance you can have the product in your hands by Friday or Saturday. Who knows, maybe you’ll get a call from an old friend… Even better, maybe it will be me!
Please feel free to email firstname.lastname@example.org if you have any further questions about the product.
To a Better Tomorrow,